5:30 AM. Richard gets up to use the bathroom. The deaf bastard is like a herd of elephants, making so much noise that he wakes me up.
He goes back to bed. Well, thanks to the power of suggestion, now I have to go. As I leave the bathroom, I must pass Richard's bed. I know he must be still awake.
"Richard!" I say loudly. He's a deaf bastard, especially when he wants to be.
"Richard!".
"Huh a9oi4 joijehj oeio" he responds. Being deaf sometimes means having a speech impediment. Or the ability to channel alien languages.
"Richard, you pissed all over the floor."
"I did? Koej0ijh iojoD OOEOHALjoj."
"If you have a short bat, stand closer to the plate," I answer.
"Oejoj ojoee mcle ke ooHJD".
Well, I'm glad that's settled. I hope I wasn't too rough on him.
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